There once was an accountant who lived her whole life
| Accountant jokes
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her sou
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The couple was dining out when the wife
| Marriage jokes
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?" The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!" Th
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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What do you call an egg from outer space?
| Food jokes
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
| Frog jokes
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.