Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
Category: Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
Why do managers bring suitcases
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
Which insect didn’t play well in goal ?
Which insect didn’t play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
Why didn’t the dog want to play football
Why didn’t the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
How do hens encourage their football teams
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
What lights up a football stadium ?
What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
What did the bumble bee striker say ?
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !