What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
Category: Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ?
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ? What’s up Pussycat !
Where do hamsters come from ?
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !