Why did the bus stop?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very
| Various animal jokes
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Teacher: "What did the Indians
| History jokes
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
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A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a
| Marriage jokes
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !" He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."
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Why did the bees go on strike ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !