What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.
Category: Monster jokes
What does Frankenstein’s monster call a
What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on
What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, “Monster, monster, what are you doing here?” The monster said, “Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I’ve come to meet my maker.”
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
How did Frankenstein’s
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
Did you hear about the monster who went to a
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.