Customer: Why is my hairline
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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Why aren't you doing very well in
| School jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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How do you insult a hamburger patty?
| Burger jokes
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
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Father Christmas:I
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.