I had a dream you were a tire last
| Hair and bald jokes
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
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What happens if you see twin witches?
| Witch jokes
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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Republican parents have
| Political jokes
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
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Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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These two
| Ethnic jokes
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him w
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.