What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!
Category: Monster jokes
How does a
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? “Once upon a slime . . .”
Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the
Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”
Why is stupid monster
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’#NAME?
What do young female monsters do at parties
What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
First monster: That
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you’d better roll them back to her, she might need them.
1st Monster: What is that son of
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He’s at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what’s he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him!
Why did the monster put the
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
What’s the difference between a dim monster
What’s the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
What does the hungry monster get after he’s
What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!