Why did the monster put the

What is the best advice to give a worm?

| Various animal jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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Why did the monster put the

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow

| Ethnic jokes

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supp

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What do you call a python with a great

| Snake jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

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Did you hear about the blonde who put

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.