Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!)
Category: Money jokes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
Why was the struggling
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
A couple was having a
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. “Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the problem?” “When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
What did the pay
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money’s tight these days!
How do thunderstorms invest their
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets’
What is the quickest way to double your money
What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in
Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.