It seems that there was a little old church
| Religious jokes
It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He
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What do you get when you put a car and a
| Car and train jokes
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
| Telephone jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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What is worse than a
| Dog jokes
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
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Why don't anteaters get sick ?
| Ant jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets’