Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
Category: Internet jokes
Why did the mummy stop using the
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
Where’s Spiderman’s home page? On the world wide web.
Teacher: Why are you pushing
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
You’re a big Internet fan aren’t
You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you? Yes – it’s becoming a habit!
Why do you think your report should be on the
Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can’t stop saving their work.
Where does
Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.