What do you call someone who spends 24 hours

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a

| Baby jokes

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

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What did the burglar say to the

| Criminal jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What did the answering machine say to the

| Telephone jokes

What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of

| Cow jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the

| Dirty jokes

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in fro

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.