A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, “I have to get up at three in the morning.”
Category: Horse jokes
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!”
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
What kind of horse can swim underwater
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
You said this horse could
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
You said it was a great horse and it is.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is manna from heaven like
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!