What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
Category: Horse jokes
What’s another name for an assistant stable
What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
What person strives to ensure safety for
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
What is the strongest
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What is the difference between a horse and a
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What is the best type of
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
What is horse sense?
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is a thespian pony?
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
What is a jockey’s motto?
What is a jockey’s motto? Put your money where your mount is!