What is the difference between a horse and a

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

| Pig jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

How do you stop a monster from

| Monster jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

Q: What happens if you sing country music

| Music jokes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.

| Dirty jokes

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

There's a brunette standing in the

| Blonde jokes

There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly,

What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!