What person strives to ensure safety for

Q: How do

| Music jokes

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What goes "knio, knio?"

| Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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Zack and Tybe, two

| Idiot and fool jokes

Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with. "See!" said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda

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Why did the moron give

| Cow jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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How can you make a soup rich?

| Food jokes

How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!