Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
Category: Gorilla jokes
Which book makes prudish Gorillas
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
Which author do the Gorillas love
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!
Where did the
Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!
When the
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby – the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!
When did the Gorillas start to picket
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
What’s hairy and flies through the
What’s hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What’s black, hairy, and writes
What’s black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
What would happen if you crossed Magilla
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!