Two men were changing in the locker room
| Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
| King Kong jokes
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
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What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
| Bath jokes
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
| Answer me this jokes
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
| Police jokes
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything
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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!