First witch: Here's a banana
| Spelling jokes
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
| Military jokes
Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by
| Dog jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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How did the woman feel when she got run
| Car and train jokes
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
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What’s black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!