WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?” HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”
Category: Food jokes
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
What do you get if you cross an alien and a
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
If there were no food left, what could people
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
What could you do if you were on a
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
How can you make a soup rich?
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Why are oranges like bells?
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.