Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
Category: Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
What’s a doll’s favorite food?
What’s a doll’s favorite food? Barbie-Q!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
Q: What did one strawberry say to the
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
What vegetable needs a plumber?
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
Several women were discussing what they should
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”