If your dog is
| Women jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Why is psychoanalysis
| Mental health jokes
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
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Does your dog know how how to
| Internet jokes
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.
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Question: What is the difference between a woman
| Dirty jokes
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
| Lawyer jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in
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What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.