Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”
Category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Have you seen the
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
Q: Have you heard about the new
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it’s too cold out-tide!
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What did the Eskimo children
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
At the Russian War College, the general is a
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War Three?” “Yes, comrades, looks like you will,” answers the general. “And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?” another officer asks. “The likelihood is that it will be China.” The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer asks, “But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?” “Well,” replies the general, “Think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time.” “But sir ,” asks the panicky officer, “Do we have enough jews”?’
How do you stop a taliban tank ?
How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it’