Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to

Customer: Why doesn't this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Q. What do a hurricane, a

| Divorce jokes

Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl

| Cannibal jokes

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

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Did you get

| Dentist jokes

Did you get your money? ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.