Q: Have you seen the

What is the difference between a blind man and a

| Blind jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.

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Q: Why did eighteen

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of

| Weather jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

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One day there were

| Dirty jokes

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.

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Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.