Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Category: Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail!
Why are you studying your Easter
Why are you studying your Easter candy? “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Would
Would you like something from my Easter basket? “Sure!” “Here. Have some plastic grass.”
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!