What does an envelope say when you lick
| Letter jokes
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
| Witch jokes
How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
| Dead and dying jokes
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
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Do you like web jokes?
| Internet jokes
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!