Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
Category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
What do you get if you take a really big dog out
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? “Well, doggone !”
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
What is the dogs
What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ? Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !