What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
Category: Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ?
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
What is a dog’s favourite food ?
What is a dog’s favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
What is a dog’s favourite sport ?
What is a dog’s favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
What do dogs have that
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs !
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
What kind of dog sounds
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars – and catches them !