A small balding man storms
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and
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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
| Halloween jokes
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
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How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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Where do milk shakes come from?
| Cow jokes
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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What's black and white all over and
| School jokes
What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
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What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !