What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
Category: Dance jokes
What did the overweight
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, “Twist to open.”
What kind of dance do buns do?
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
What is the difference between a dancer and a
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What dance do you do when summer is
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
What dance do hippies hate?
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
What dance did the
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
What animals are poor dancers?
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
How do they dance in Arabia?
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).