Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
| Humor jokes
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
| Food jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
| Children jokes
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !
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What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.