What do you call a lion wearing a
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed
| Men jokes
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
| Elephant jokes
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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What do you call a stupid skeleton?
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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Paddy 'n'
| Military jokes
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up
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What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.