A doctor and his wife were having a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was i
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of
| Lawyer jokes
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
| Idiot and fool jokes
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
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What dog takes the money and runs fast!
| Dog jokes
What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).