What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
Category: Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get from pampered cows?
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
What do you get from an invisible cow?
What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
What do you get from a cowmedian?
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!