Category: Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”? A cow walking backwards!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.