Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”
Category: College jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.
How many Buckeye
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Did you hear about the UCLA track
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
Did you hear? Laments gettin a
Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. “What does Ph.D. stand for?” “in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
Why did the Oregon State psychology
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to
How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
What do you
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How many Wake Forest
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.