A man walks into a bar, and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup
| Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
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Q: What do you call a sleepwalking
| Religious jokes
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!
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Why did the boy become an astronaut?
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
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Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.