Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!
Category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: “Will I be acquitted?”
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
Q: What do Bill Clinton
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.