Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?

A driver pulled up beside a rundown

| Car and train jokes

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirr

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For two solid hours, the lady

| Parent jokes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top

| Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

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An ideal homework excuse

| School jokes

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?

| Dog jokes

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.