Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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What is the witches motto ?
| Witch jokes
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
| Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Did you hear about the pigs
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
| Food jokes
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!