What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
Category: Christmas jokes
Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a
Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match? Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
How do you make a slow reindeer fast
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
What do you get hanging from Father
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!
Father Christmas lost
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!
How to cats greet each other at
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
What do vampires put on their turkey at
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
What bird has wings but cannot
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !