What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? “Looks like rein dear”
Category: Christmas jokes
Why is
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why does Santa Claus only have seven
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Why is it so cold at Christmas? It’s in Decembrrrrr.
Who brings the Christmas presents to
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.
What’s the most popular wine at
What’s the most popular wine at Christmas? “I don’t like sprouts!”
What do you get if you deep fry Santa
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
Why was Santa’s little helper
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie? “He said it was too tight.”