How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
Category: Cat jokes
What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
Who was the most powerful
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
What noise does a cat make going down the highway
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
How is cat food sold ?
How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !