How do you know that cats are sensitive

What's the difference between a headmaster and

| Snake jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

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Did you hear about the two

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

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The cowboy

| Cowboy jokes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bi

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I've got trouble with the wife again - she

| Marriage jokes

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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Yo mama so poor

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !