The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
| Political jokes
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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Why can't
| Movie and TV jokes
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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Q: How so you call a
| Biologist jokes
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
| Judge jokes
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass thr
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !