What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of

| Bath jokes

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."

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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill

| Political jokes

Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

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Why can't

| Movie and TV jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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Q: How so you call a

| Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged

| Judge jokes

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass thr

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !