Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Category: Cat jokes
Why are black cats such good singers?
Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical.
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
What is a black cat’s favourite TV show
What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
What’s furry, has whiskers and
What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
What did the black cat say
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
Why do black cats never shave ?
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
Why did the cat sleep under the
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !