Category: Brother and sister jokes

Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.