Taxiing down the tarmac,
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained th
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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
| Food jokes
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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What did Caesar say to
| History jokes
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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Jim sees his neighbor out back building
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's n
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Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !